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deathcomes4u: frommetrunui: frommetrunui: scaliefox: post-offi...

Thu, 08/31/2017 - 09:08








This is a serious issue though.

Ferrai has this bullshit agreement that if you buy one of their cars new off the lot, you have to sign a contract saying you basically don’t own the car and have to uphold their brand standards with it.

It’s sets a startling example of not owning something despite buying it and the court needs to use this as a chance to strike it down as unethical.

This shit again? And I thought it was bad enough with ford and john deer telling farmers they didn’t own the tractors they bought from them….

Yeah, they have this really unethical clause in the purchase contract you can’t modify the car or do anything with it that they’d consider “unbecoming of the brand”, which is why they were able file this suit.

It seems kind of bizarre at first until you realize how horrifying that is in the age of “do you own what you buy?” being a huge a debate (especially in tech).

This is pretty much Ferrari’s philosophy from the start, they are extremely prideful of their cars like if they were made from God’s hands or something. They are very snobby, infact the owner of Ferrari doesn’t like the people who buy their cars since because they are bought for “status”. They also never test their cars on public tracks in comparison with other racing cars like when they wanted to test out the Porche 918 Spyder vs The McLaren P1 vs LaFerrari. Take a guess who bailed out on the performance test.

Just an update

Lambo are the perfect people to jump in on this because they make insane cars and they are never above clowning them up because Lambo are all about THE DRAMA ™

sailoreuterpe:Imagine the feeling when your book is so bad that the author of the “worst fanfic...

Thu, 08/31/2017 - 08:58


Imagine the feeling when your book is so bad that the author of the “worst fanfic ever” comes out of hiding to officially deny being you…


ponderation: Sunbeams & Dreaming of Autumn by pixelmama

Wed, 08/30/2017 - 10:02


Sunbeams & Dreaming of Autumn by pixelmama

zenosanalytic: purified-zone: iammyfather: yesterdaysprint: ye...

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 22:17







The Liberator, Boston, Massachusetts, October 21, 1842 

The Liberator, Boston, Massachusetts, October 21, 1842

The Liberator, Boston, Massachusetts, October 21, 1842

And yet he will still be blamed.




And we still see this shit play out. And still -STILL- we have white racists looking at the test scores of discouraged and deprived black kids and saying they‘re genetically inferior. So don’t listen to anybody saying electing President Obama ended racism.

petermorwood: damn-anotherangel: I wanted to do this Oath...

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 21:37



I wanted to do this Oath justice. It has gotten me through so much, and has shaped me so nicely, that I want to give it the best treatment I can, and give its author @dduane a piece of art that properly shows my thanks for all of her inspiration. I hope to ever improve. Thank you again.

Attn @dduane!

This is SO HANDSOME. Thank you so much, @damn-anotherangel !

deflare: kiruppert: sithchiks: By Ignatova Svetlana Hello,...

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 20:34




By Ignatova Svetlana

Hello, Jonesy.

“I respect you, fellow vicious predator.”

russiacore: Sweet Mother, I cannot weave - slender aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a goth...

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 18:09


Sweet Mother, I cannot weave - slender aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a goth bitch

daisyridleyupdated: The blasters used in The Force Awakens were...

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 15:43


The blasters used in The Force Awakens were built around functional Airsoft guns that would “kick” when the trigger was pulled, thus giving the actor an indication of when it fired. Furthermore, built-in lights allowed for practical glows and interactive lighting to better simulate a blaster shot and guide effects artists when animating a blaster bolt.

advertisingpics: Print advertisement for Heinz Tomato Ketchup...

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 13:17


Print advertisement for Heinz Tomato Ketchup (Title: “Thick”; Agency: Fortune Promoseven, Oman; Creative Director/Art director: Noufal Ali; January 2008) [848X1200]

Source: https://openpics.aerobatic.io/

darthmelyanna: ekjohnston: violent-darts: fishcustardandthecum...

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 08:51







#can we just appreciate the fact that the Queen agreed to be a BOND GIRL just for one night?

What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.

She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids.

I remember watching this live and thinking, ‘that’s not the Queen, no way.’ Then she turned around and HOLY FUCK! THAT’S THE ACTUAL QUEEN! 

And that’s why the 2012 Opening Ceremony will forever be my favourite.

My favourite thing is that you can tell Craig is, underneath the stoic Bondness, going EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE I AM ACTING WITH THE QUEEN EEEEEE I AM BEING BOND WITH THE ACTUAL FUCKING QUEEN NO OTHER BONDS GOT TO DO THIS EEEEE. 

I feel this is also a realistic feeling for Bond in this moment so really excellent method Mr Craig. 

Also, she made them change the helicopter they were going to use because she knew it was the wrong type of helicopter.

ALSO they brought her the script for approval and she was all “Cool, can I play me?” and they were all “Um…yes?” because originally they were going to cast for the part.

The Queen’s knowledge of all things vehicular is always worth a reblog.

awwww-cute: I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 08:47


I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

Sleipnir doesn’t make sense

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 08:42














One thing I never really understood was Sleipnir (meaning “slippery one” fyi) in depictions of Norse mythology. Sleipnir is an eight-legged horse, the steed of Odin and the son of Loki, and he is commonly depicted like this:

(image not mine)

But why would you depict an eight-legged horse like this? Horses gallop the same way most other mammals run, with all feet leaving the ground at one point, so having extra feet here doesn’t seem like it could make the horse any faster. I’m also not sure it would give it any more stable footing, since it doesn’t have a wider base.

If you want a stable eight-legged form that can reach great speeds for its size, wouldn’t you want to start with what nature has already provided? Wouldn’t you want something more like… this?

(my drawing)

“But wait!” you might say, “Sleipnir was conceived when Loki, in horse-form, seduced another horse! That’s why it looks all horsey, just with extra bits!”

Well, that’s a good point, but consider that Loki as a deity was originally based off the spider, and his name even derives from the old Swedish word for spider (source). Therefore, it’s not too hard to believe Sleipnir inherited his horse half from his mother and the more spidery half from his father. In conclusion:

He does spider-things of course!
Weaves a web,
Makes you gawk,
Riding round ‘til Ragnarok!
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Horse.

I am all for creative interpretations of Sleipnir. And spiders, obviously. This is epic.

But just so you know, that journal is from the 60′s, and the current scholarly consensus no longer considers the spider etymology to be likely. We still aren’t sure where the name comes from, and probably won’t ever be, but I’ve seen quite a few more recent academics lean toward Old Norse luka, meaning “close”, “shut”, or “end.” (See Simek’s Dictionary of Northern Mythology.)

^^^^ my research found much the same. (which is sad, i like spiders)

As far as Sleipnir having eight legs, it’s probably a reference to Icelandic horses. Icelandic horses are one of the few horse breeds with five gaits. They can do a walk, trot and canter/gallop, like most horses. But they have also evolved to have a tolt,

[ gif of a man riding a brown Icelandic horse doing a tolt. The back legs of the horse move rather stiffly back and forth, while the front legs are lifted up almost to the horse’s chest. While the horse bounces slightly, the man riding the horse could probably hold a glass of water without spilling. ] 

which is fast, smooth and noted for its explosive speed and ability to cover long distances.

The second unique gait is called flugskeið, or flying pace.

[ a light brown Icelandic horse demonstrating the flugskeið. With the exception of the wind in the horses’ mane, the upper part of the horse and the rider seem to almost be still, with the background simply zipping by them. The horse’s legs, however, move fast enough to blur. Unlike with a full gallop, the horse does not fully extend its legs away from its body. This is particularly obvious in the front legs of the horse, which lift up to the chest of the horse and land under its chin the same way as in the tolt]

It is both smooth and fast, some horses being able to reach speeds of 30 mph. Not all Icelandic horses can do a flugskeið, but you’ll notice that when done properly the legs move in unison and so fast they can blur, giving the illusion of the horse having eight legs.

Anyways, here is a video to further emphasize how cool the flugskeið is;

I’d never heard this theory! That’s so neat.

The one I’ve read attributed the eight legs thing to a metaphor of a coffin + 4 pallbearers.

This is FASCINATING, and I adore Sleipnir!

Let’s talk about Nightjars

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 08:40






they are these wonderful tiny predatory birds

With great camouflage for multiple environments

And lovely plumage dependent on their species

BUT BEST OF ALL IS THEIR MOUTHS, which look small then their beaks are closed (they’ve even got cute lil’ whiskers!)



i am here for this bird


Didn’t you read? It’s a Nightjar.


squid’s laws of fic (not inclusive)

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 08:29


first law: write the fic you wish to see in the world aka goddammit do I have to do everything myself around here

second law: it’s going to be longer than you think. much longer. hahaha so long. why are you crying 

third law: the time spent writing is inversely proportional to the amount of smut present, dammit

fourth law: flesh out your secondary characters. make them real people. have them take over. oh god. put them back. somebody please help 

fifth law: the time spent researching canon is directly proportional to the amount of time you’ll spend altering your plot. that one person on the internet 

sixth law: the time spent researching in general will eclipse the time you spend writing. the nsa agent monitoring your internet search history is curled up in a corner. his boss wants to know if you’re a threat. “I don’t know,” the agent sobs. “I just really don’t know.” 

seventh law: at some point, someone will ask what your favorite hobby is. you will feign a heart attack to get away


Tue, 08/29/2017 - 08:25


Tue, 08/29/2017 - 08:23


This was a series of events told to me by a Tumblr-less friend to post here. Necessary context: a dragonborn rogue, in spite of his class and proficiencies, has a love of fighting with a greatsword - specifically, a unique one picked up a few sessions in that has an undercommon phrase engraved on it that none of the players can read. One session, he goes ahead of his party to investigate in a mansion, and comes across another greatsword hanging on the wall, which has the same phrase written on it.

Rogue: Hey, that’s my sword!

DM: Well, a copy of your sword, basically, yeah.

Rogue: I refuse to share my sword with anyone! I want to sue whoever owns this sword.

DM: That’s not-


DM: You don’t even know who… you know what, fine. Roll Charisma with disadvantage.

Rogue rolls. Lowest roll is a 21.

DM: …you track down the owner of the sword, a veteran fighter, and sue him. The case is taken to court. Roll for how well your lawyer does.

Rogue, laughing, rolls a nat 20.

DM: (having gone from annoyed to greatly entertained) Alright, you perform a ritual and summon Phoenix Wright from another dimension, and he successfully gets the veteran declared guilty of plagiarism. All this took about a week. You receive 1500 gold in “damages” and finally return to the mansion, where the rest of your party has been impatiently waiting to continue your quest.

Other party member: I punch him in the face. (rolls, hits)

Rogue: Can I roll to sue for assault? (everyone glares at him) …I take the damage.

We Are Seeking a Publicity/Marketing Professional!

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 08:22



Good evening followers!

As we gear up for the release of our first commercial works, we are in search of Marketing and/or Publicity wizards to help us make each book a success! 

We are seeking someone with professional experience in the area of marketing and/or publicity. Fandom experience is a plus (because we are all about supporting fandom!), as is a love for fan fiction. This is a paid, part-time consultant/contract position. The ideal candidate is adept at digital marketing strategies (SEO/email marketing/social media/etc.) and is willing to help establish a strong promotional plan for our first releases. Experience with promoting novels, particularly ebooks, is a major plus and will be given preference. 

If you would like to join our team and help us launch the original works of some of our favorite fan fiction authors, please email us a short cover letter and your resume to contact@carnationbooks.com. 

*whisper* please reblog this, we need a wizard

not-quite-human-enough: the-s-p-l: Some of your favorite movie...

Tue, 08/29/2017 - 08:21



Some of your favorite movie SFX and how they were inspired

I need to find a foley artist so I can study their brain. It must be a wonderful state of mind.

treasures-and-beauty: Japanese export silver bowl featuring...

Mon, 08/28/2017 - 23:52


Japanese export silver bowl featuring stylized koi fish hand chased to the body. Circa - 1900.