“The Transcendent Pig is a CD player that walks on three mechanical legs! It has a built-in alarm clock and can be used to deter muggers.”
…Or so says The Prior-Art-O-Matic at TheSurrealist.co.uk.
Also recommended: Dr. Unheimlich’s Disease Registry (“If you can’t achieve immortality by not dying, you can at least achieve it by dying of something original.”).
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Diane Duane’s Disease |
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| Cause: | genetic mutation |
| Symptoms: | humming, occasional anger, gurgling |
| Cure: | trepanning |
Hmm. Symptoms sound about right. Cure seems a little harsh, though. Time for a second opinion.
See also on the same page: the “Dossier Sexupifier”, the “Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary”, and the “Advertising Slogan Generator.”
(Thanks, Harry!)
