That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.

Hmm, did you see that knife on Popular Science? It was on the front cover of the newest issue of Popular Science. Apparently, it contains every tool EVER put into a Swiff army knife.

I’ve seen Ada and PL/I described as hundred-bladed Swiss army knives, but this is the reality. Maybe there should be labels on each piece for the reserved words. (sound of programmmers snickering in background)

On the other hand, one of these and your purse becomes a lethal (and legal?) weapon.