Oh dear, oh dear. Not safe for those who don’t like the F word and its variants. But visually hilarious. [tags]Star Wars, gangsta, rap[/tags]
On summer evenings, when the little ultrasonic things that keep bugs and mice out of the house are turned on, if the windows are going to be open, turn the ultrasonics off. Otherwise the local pipistrelle bats come in the windows and start hunting through the house for the strange mutant bat-thing that’s suddenly appeared [...]
Previously on Metaquotes: Commune with Cthulhu??? Why would you want to talk to the fictional creation of a 1920′s writer who had lots of personal problems? You might as well summon the Spirit of Garfield to infuse your Lasagne with magikal might. …Huh? Oh, nothing, Great Old One, nothing at all. Have some tea… [tags]Cthulhu, [...]