{"id":1118,"date":"2006-11-30T14:48:31","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T13:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/2006\/11\/30\/meanwhile-back-at-the-gossip-mill\/"},"modified":"2006-11-30T14:48:31","modified_gmt":"2006-11-30T13:48:31","slug":"meanwhile-back-at-the-gossip-mill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/2006\/11\/30\/meanwhile-back-at-the-gossip-mill\/","title":{"rendered":"Meanwhile, back at the gossip mill"},"content":{"rendered":"

I now have a personal referent for the phrase “horrified fascination”. It’s the inability to stop watching this<\/a> unfold.<\/p>\n

The latest developments:<\/p>\n

Haha, I’m partying with Paris and you’re not.<\/a><\/p>\n

Boo hoo. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I’m gonna go eat worms.<\/a> (Noises off: “Yes, you’re right, we all hate you,<\/a> just STFU.”) Also: Im sorry, I luv u, pls tk me bak…<\/a><\/p>\n

No way. What do I need you <\/em>for? I’m<\/em> so important I can show everybody my crotch. Repeatedly. <\/a>And I’m gonna have a big important show in Las Vegas.<\/a> And <\/em>I’m gonna go there for New Year’s and be the star of a big party in the club where you recorded your last flop, and you’re so not invited. <\/a>AND I’m gonna be the hostess of the Billboard awards with Paris.<\/a> NYAH NYAH!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(However: inferred but not yet confirmed — Britney gets wind of something that Paris has supposedly said about her.<\/a> And immediately thereafter:)<\/p>\n

And I thought you were my friend! So I’m not<\/em> doing the Billboards,<\/a> and you can just stand there and be host all by yourself and everybody’ll know why, you traitor. Take that!<\/em><\/p>\n

(Paris Update: Well, I’m not doing them either. I didn’t like the jokes they wrote for me. Which were probably about you.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(headclutch) Dear Goddess, it’s like watching a train wreck. It just keeps… on… going…<\/em> It can’t get worse than this, really <\/em>it can’t.<\/p>\n

(waits in a resigned manner for the world to prove her wrong)<\/p>\n

[tags]K-Fed, britney, spears, federline, paris, hilton, train wreck, gossip[\/tags] <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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