{"id":1241,"date":"2007-05-17T13:33:31","date_gmt":"2007-05-17T12:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/2007\/05\/17\/and-now-for-a-word-about-my-gall-bladder\/"},"modified":"2007-05-17T13:33:31","modified_gmt":"2007-05-17T12:33:31","slug":"and-now-for-a-word-about-my-gall-bladder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/2007\/05\/17\/and-now-for-a-word-about-my-gall-bladder\/","title":{"rendered":"And now for a word about my gall bladder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But only because all you nice people keep asking. (If you don&#8217;t want to read a few paragraphs of what my mother used to refer to, in other people, as &#8220;the organ recital&#8221;, for Ghu&#8217;s sake look away now.)<\/p>\n<p>Short version: I&#8217;m ok, and improving as we get control of the situation. I am no longer incapacitated \/ bedridden \/ completely useless. <\/p>\n<p>Longer version: Tom Lehrer was right to call the gall bladder &#8220;one of the more important technological advances since the invention of the joy buzzer and the dribble glass.&#8221; Especially in its predictability once it starts acting up. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s pretty much a given, now, that I&#8217;ve got gallstones, and that my gall bladder is having trouble with them. The ultrasound and Xray to determine how many \/ how big the stones are is still a week off.&nbsp; Right now the situation is being managed with rigid diet control (particularly of fats) and drugs for pain relief. (Nothing fancy, fortunately.) While I sit around being alternately amused and annoyed at myself for having spent the last year or year and a half thinking that this was a recurrent back problem which would go away by itself, or (sometimes) after taking an aspirin.<\/p>\n<p>If there&#8217;s an ongoing frustration, it&#8217;s that it is sometimes hard to tell what&#8217;ll set off an attack (which involves 6-10 hours of extreme internal discomfort, accompanied by bloating, cramps and other minor joys). I am, as it were, my own test tube: put something in, hold your breath and see what hapens. What can&#8217;t I put in? Oh, nothing much, just most of the foods I really like. Any significant amount of butter, full-fat cheese or&nbsp;sour cream. [Which I couldn&#8217;t&nbsp;have anyway until I get some Lactaid in here, as I am now also at least lactose-maldigestive if not entirely intolerant.] Chocolate. Eggs. Some red meats. Yes, but <em>which<\/em> ones? Argh, there goes another 6-10 hours. And so on.) <\/p>\n<p>(sigh) Enough of that. I&#8217;m getting caught up on book shipping (for those of you who&#8217;re curious, I&#8217;ll be mailing you today \/ tomorrow with tracking numbers, etc) and other work (yes, <em>The Big Meow<\/em>) and all the things I ought to be doing rather than lying in bed groaning. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, folks, thanks for your concern, it&#8217;s been much appreciated. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But only because all you nice people keep asking. 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