{"id":3492,"date":"2014-07-15T15:10:39","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T15:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/?p=3492"},"modified":"2014-07-15T15:48:29","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T15:48:29","slug":"lileks-fargin-unicorns-get-adopted-by-the-gays-but-im","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/2014\/07\/15\/lileks-fargin-unicorns-get-adopted-by-the-gays-but-im\/","title":{"rendered":"lileks: \u201cFargin\u2019 Unicorns get adopted by the Gays, but I\u2019m…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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lileks<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\u201cFargin\u2019 Unicorns get adopted by the Gays, but I\u2019m sitting around here all day waiting for the bisexuals to ring me up and say they need a mascot.\u201d<\/p>\n

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In other news: LILEKS<\/a> HAS A TUMBLR.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\u2026What next? Is Messiah going to show up all of a sudden?<\/p>\n

This was crossposted from DD’s tumblr http:\/\/ift.tt\/1r1lUk8, where it was published on July 15, 2014 at 03:51PM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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