{"id":3494,"date":"2014-07-15T15:11:14","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T15:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/?p=3494"},"modified":"2020-07-26T14:09:59","modified_gmt":"2020-07-26T14:09:59","slug":"lileks-oh-god-the-tables-have-turned-please-do-not-put-me-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/2014\/07\/15\/lileks-oh-god-the-tables-have-turned-please-do-not-put-me-in\/","title":{"rendered":"lileks: Oh God the tables have turned please do not put me in&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/lileksbunny.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\" ><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3498 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/lileksbunny.jpg\" alt=\"lileksbunny\" width=\"500\" height=\"647\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/lileksbunny.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/lileksbunny-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/lileksbunny-270x350.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1sjEGVU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">lileks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Oh God the tables have turned please do not put me in your pants I am sorry I put you in my pants<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think I\u2019d probably better stop reblogging these right now. 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