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\"image\"<\/a>In the “Something’s A Bit Wrong With This Sentence” department…<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“A Seattle man burnt down his house on Tuesday after trying to kill a spider that he found in the laundry room with a homemade blowtorch.”<\/p>\n

This was crossposted from DD’s tumblr http:\/\/ift.tt\/1jAG8jV, where it was published on July 17, 2014 at 09:51AM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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