{"id":779,"date":"2006-01-20T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T19:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/?p=779"},"modified":"2006-01-20T12:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-20T19:44:00","slug":"uh-not-quite-like-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/2006\/01\/20\/uh-not-quite-like-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Uh, not *quite* like that&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s favorite comment about the <a HREF=\"http:\/\/outofambit.blogspot.com\/2006_01_01_outofambit_archive.html#113767585537229141\">book sale:<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/nahtmmm.livejournal.com\/81310.html\">&#8220;(For us Trek novel fans,<\/a> this is of course like Moses offering some autographed copies of the Torah. 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