{"id":977,"date":"2006-06-26T09:26:48","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T08:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/2006\/06\/26\/mission-impossible-iv-escape-the-embarrassment\/"},"modified":"2006-06-26T09:26:48","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T08:26:48","slug":"mission-impossible-iv-escape-the-embarrassment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dianeduane.com\/outofambit\/2006\/06\/26\/mission-impossible-iv-escape-the-embarrassment\/","title":{"rendered":"Mission Impossible IV: Escape the Embarrassment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm. 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