It comes with a Major Award certificate. And a box labeled FRA GI LE. (“Probably it’s Italian…”)
Dear heavens above, how am I going to keep Peter from trying to buy this thing? A Christmas Story is absolutely one of his favorite movies (probably just about tied with The War Lord and Victor, Victoria).
I’m going to hide all the credit cards now.




Put the term into Google and all kinds of things come out. But I think one of the most entertaining is 
