(snort) Defamer swings twice, connects twice.
In other multiple nominations news, Helen Mirren was recognized for playing both Elizabeth I in a TV miniseries and Elizabeth II in The Queen, an achievement that we genuinely hope you won’t use to concoct transgressive, cross-generational fantasies that sully the monarchy. Leave the queens alone, sicky.
That’s code-talk for fanfic, surely. So we can’t all run out and start writing hot E-I / E-II pairings, then? Aw, shucks.
…Also a no-no, apparently: Bigfoot / Unicorn. (Seriously. There’s video. And a fat lady who sings.)
…And jeez, it’s true, you can find anything on teh Intarwebz. Look! Fanfic pairing generators:
…This wet weather’s beginning to get to me. I’m going to get some cocoa and try to forget all about this.