In the No Fanfic / No Slash department…

by Diane Duane

(snort) Defamer swings twice, connects twice.

In other multiple nominations news, Helen Mirren was recognized for playing both Elizabeth I in a TV miniseries and Elizabeth II in The Queen, an achievement that we genuinely hope you won’t use to concoct transgressive, cross-generational fantasies that sully the monarchy. Leave the queens alone, sicky.

That’s code-talk for fanfic, surely. So we can’t all run out and start writing hot E-I / E-II pairings, then? Aw, shucks.

…Also a no-no, apparently: Bigfoot / Unicorn. (Seriously. There’s video. And a fat lady who sings.)

…And jeez, it’s true, you can find anything on teh Intarwebz. Look! Fanfic pairing generators:

Ultimate Star Trek Pairing Generator
Brain Hurting Pairing Generator

 …This wet weather’s beginning to get to me. I’m going to get some cocoa and try to forget all about this.

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1 comment

jcwelch December 14, 2006 - 7:36 pm

I’m thinking Dame Mirren’s role as Caesonia in “Caligula” would be FAR more fertile for slash than as either of the british queens she’s played.

You just know if she ever gets a Hasty Pudding award at Harvard, it’s gonna be the biggest toga party Cambridge has ever seen.

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