…that someone else has the same memories you do.
(Well, sure, lots of us have the same memories. But it’s nice to see them committed to the Web as well.)
(“Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh…”)
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(If “extreme” is the right word, which I doubt.)
We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: “Sincerity is not enough.” We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already. Just because you believe it’s true doesn’t make it true. Just because your motives are pure doesn’t mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.
Right on. There’s a name generator, too. Peter came up behind me and it immediately dubbed him “Brother Broadsword of Warm Humanitarianism”, which tells me that the generator works just fine, though if it had called him “Brother Oakeshott Type XVIIIb Longsword…”, I’d have fallen over. Too much to expect, I guess. (Additionally, there’s a reformed version of the generator over here. Schism already…don’tcha love it?)
Looks like my Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Howitzer of Looking at All Sides of the Question. Get yours here, if you like.
Or maybe I’m just working too hard. Otherwise, how would I have missed this?
(The only reason I noticed it at all was that someone came looking for the Errantry Concordance wiki through that version of Google. The mind boggles. Or, indeed, googles.)
Okay, this is fun:
But, statistically speaking, this result just doesn’t seem right. What algorithm are these people using??
(And, no, it wasn’t my idea. Peter snuck up on me and did it behind my back on the laptop while I was out feeding the fish.)
…Oh, I get it now. This fight does it without the periods.
Good, now I can get back to feeding the fish…
Okay, here I was all ready to blog about how I saw the first new Dr. Who episode the other night and liked it a lot. How I really liked Christopher Eccleston in the part, right away — a little unusual for me: it normally takes me a few episodes or so to settle into a new Doctor.
And now he’s quitting?? After just one season? Because he was afraid of being typecast??
(mutter) [northern]I’m annoyed now, me.[/northern]
(See the Googleblog for details.)
Did I mention something about an omelet earlier? That never happened. I’m getting a wee bit peckish now.
To my complete delight, the cake comes out of the gugelhupf pan without no complications whatever. Nothing to do now but sift some confectioners’ sugar over it by way of decoration. I touch base with Mary and check that the lamb isn’t giving her problems, then wash some more dishes and feed some more cats. The sauce for the pork has been reducing nicely: it can stop doing that now and get poured into a container for travel. The pork is ready to go too — nothing further to do to it except slice it, when we get where we’re going, and heat it through with the sauce.
Pickup is in an hour and a half. Peter, finished with the green beans, heads for the showers. I do a last few dishes.
As they say in Private Eye, “That’s enough blogging. Ed.”
Whatever everybody’s doing today, I hope you very much enjoy it. I, meanwhile, intend to really enjoy eating this stuff after working on it all day…
As I come downstairs, showered and changed, increasingly noisy cats start to appear, responding to the aroma of the pork. Meanwhile, the cake is ready: it comes out of the oven and goes off to one side to sit for a little before being upended onto the baking rack and provoking the eternal question: is the bloody thing going to come out of the pan cleanly this time? The pan’s nonstick coating has become increasingly non-nonstick over the last few months: I think it’s reached its planned-obsolescence date.
The pork comes out of its pot and gets put to one side. The sauce, which looks so very ugly I can hardly believe it, has the stick-mixer taken to it and in a matter of seconds becomes a smooth and comely thing. I really love the stick mixer.
Peter’s carrots are done steaming: the hot orange zest on them smells wonderful. Mary now turns up to take the lamb away, followed by complaining cats. Feeding them cuts down on the noise a little….but only a little. Peter is now steaming green beans while frying up speck to crumble over them when they’re done. He gets his shower next. Meanwhile we wash dishes at a great rate.
Wow, we’re almost done. What a production…
(There you have it: the obligatory “24” joke. I do love that series. I came to it late, but I like it a lot.)
Time to make the Canary-style potatoes. Two batches of little new potatoes get boiled. While this happens, the dressing gets made. Cumin seeds, some flaked chilies, and some smoked paprika get ground together. Garlic and Maldon salt are pounded together in a mortar and added to the cumin/chili/paprika mixture. About a quarter cup of olive oil, half a cup of wine vinegar and half a cup of sherry vinegar are mixed together, and the spices are dumped in, and the whole business is whizzed with the stick-mixer into a vinaigrette. The potatoes are drained, then halved or (in the case of the big ones ) quartered and dumped into a tureen. The vinaigrette is poured over them and they’re tossed in it: then most of it is drained off and put in a separate container, since it’s not good to leave them soaking in it until dinnertime.
Peter meanwhile finishes up with the carrots and gets busy peeling the potatoes that will go around the roast lamb. He uses the zesting tool to rough them up so they’ll get nice and crunchy in the oven. Then he finishes work on the braising liquid for the lamb (lemon juice, olive oil, white wine, water) and puts it in a little container so that Mary can pick the whole business up in about half an hour, take it down the road to her own oven, and shove it in.
I start creaming the butter and the sugar for the buttermilk cake. The voice says from the next room, “You should go have your shower and get dressed.”
Clothes? I’m supposed to wear clothes to this event? — is the first thing I’m tempted to say. But if I say it, events might start to occur which could delay the cooking. I keep my yap shut for the moment and then start to wonder what’s scorching. It turns out I’ve been preheating the wrong oven, the one with the grill in it. Doors are opened and much smoke comes out of the house, hopefully not frightening the neighbors. I finish mixing the cake while buttering and flouring the gugelhupf tin and then dusting it with cocoa as well. The correct oven is now heated: in goes the cake.
I go upstairs for my shower: I have twenty minutes before the cake needs to be checked. I open the bathroom door, and no one hiding inside jumps out and shoots me, so this plainly cannot be an episode of “24”….
(A slight in-joke. If you live around here, one thing you know about lambs is that they are Not Silent: just not.)
Meanwhile, various bastings of the pork with its supremely gross-looking sauce ensue. The lamb has had a little while to marinate and now gets seriously stuck all over with a really sharp small knife. Thick slivers of garlic get stuck in each slit, and then sprigs of rosemary in about half the slits, until the lamb looks like an all-foodie re-enactment of the Martyrdom of St. Stephen.
Squeak now reappears with the mouse (now mercifully gone to whatever award awaits badly used mice) and starts meowing in a way meant to convince me that he caught it and should therefore be rewarded. Unfortunately, since I saw Beemer come through the gate with the mouse in the first place, this excuse doesn’t wash. He gets no reward. He sits around and complains loudly anyway.
Around this point Peter surfaces and starts dealing with the garnish and sauce for the lamb — with much zesting of lemons — and after that, with the carrots. He suddenly decides against the Moroccan salad treatment and decides to just steam them as a normal side dish. Oh, well, whatever.
(2 PM follows. Wow, where has the time gone?…)
10 AM: the things that were supposed to happen now are rescheduled for a little later in the morning, Beemer brings in a very, very alive and affronted mouse and turns it loose in the kitchen. I spend about ten minutes getting it out of various hiding places — finally catch it in a glass and turn it loose outside. All the cats except Bubble (presently sleeping hard after a busy night out killing things) run out to either deal with the mouse or watch it being dealt with.
10:30ish: A brief sitdown to consider the finer points of what to do with the lamb, and have another cup of tea. Another point comes up for consideration. What if there’s not enough ice cream for eight people? Okay, but I still have some cocoa, and I have buttermilk: and I have this recipe.
MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.05
Title: Chocolate Buttermilk Cake (Buttermilchkuchen)
Categories: German, Chocolate, Cakes, Baking
Yield: 4 Servings
3 c Sugar
3 Eggs
250 g Margarine
4 c Flour
2 c Buttermilk
2 ts Baking soda
50 g Cocoa
Mix the dry ingredients together in a bowl. Add the wet
ingredients, mix well, and bake for about 20 minutes at
400F/200C.
After turning out on a rack to cool, dust with
confectioners' sugar / icing sugar.
(Translated from a posting to de.rec.mampf by
Christine Rommeck )
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That should make the ice cream go a little further. I’ll take care of that after the lamb is ready to go.
11 AM: Some rapid sautéeing of thinly sliced speck and some chopped onions is followed by the searing of the pork and the addition at the last moment (so it won’t scorch) of four chopped cloves of garlic. When the garlic’s just beginning to color, in go some torn-up sprigs of fresh oregano and a liter of hot milk. The milk immediately curdles, which is normal; this whole sauce will be going through the mill or blender at the end of this process anyway, so it won’t look so gross.
12 N: And now the lamb, or stage one of it, anyway. Sainsbury’s sells a very nice lemon-infused olive oil. The lamb gets rubbed with a mixture of this and some herbes de provence. The rosemary and garlic will come a little later on, before I have to peel the potatoes.
1 PM: Lunch. Some cottage cheese, a few savory crackers, and a glass of wine. Later I’ll think about an omelet.
(2 PM follows…)