One of the ingredients of “Unholy Guacamole”, courtesy of the HalfBakery.

(Best comment on this, from “snarfyguy”: “I was at a Trader Joe’s in Boston last weekend where I saw some premade guac. The container had a picture of a guy with a mortarboard hat and lots of mathematics symbols floating around. The brand name was [are you ready?] … Avocado’s Number.”

(Ow, ow, ow, ow, pun pain!)