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- "Teacher suspended for allegedly touching girl with a banana" http://t.co/q3tMU7don7 21:10:44
- Wut. (EYEROLL) RT @owillis: Drudge's pal Alex Jones thinks a "weather weapon" may have been used in Oklahoma http://t.co/X0aqBIz7NO 21:25:43
- "Drunken moon blamed for car rollover" http://t.co/SsmYzI7IIT 21:32:04
- Woman tweet-brags about hitting cyclist with her car. Discovers that police also use Twitter: http://t.co/AtaYVY5mCs 22:10:36
- Oh CRIPES. "Quarrel with girlfriend caused man to cut off his penis and flush it down toilet" http://t.co/xVfNFfc9OG 22:22:37
- Yay! "Russian space lizards return to earth" http://t.co/kVHOJzyueZ 23:34:38
