My favorite of these many rules….

by Diane Duane

for an Evil Overlord:

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

 

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3 comments

rrlwelter July 20, 2006 - 4:03 am

“27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.”

Hmmm… under that logic, the evil overlord could never fire a weapon as it would no longer be fully charged. Wasn’t this something to ask the 5 year old advisor about?

Deinhaato July 21, 2006 - 9:27 am

See http://www.vanvonhunter.com/vvh181.com for the most obvious flaw in hiring a 5 or 6 year old advisor for your evil plans. Isn’t he just the cutest, though?

Kemayo July 21, 2006 - 5:09 pm

That site bugs me, just because it doesn’t link to the original creators/compilers of any of those lists.

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