Galactus has a blog

“Seriously.” See: http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/index.cgi?column=yabs&article=1636. Including: Galactus tries out a chat room: Galactus eats the Moon (and afterwards he’s sorry. Well, as Anna Russell would say, “How like a Galactic eating machine possessed of the Power Supernal [or whatever it is].”). And much, much more.

…Well, what are you waiting for, puny Earthlings? Abase yourselves already. (And the blogger rolls her eyes in a good-natured way.)