Previously on Metaquotes:
Commune with Cthulhu??? Why would you want to talk to the fictional creation of a 1920’s writer who had lots of personal problems? You might as well summon the Spirit of Garfield to infuse your Lasagne with magikal might.
…Huh? Oh, nothing, Great Old One, nothing at all. Have some tea…
[tags]Cthulhu, metaquotes, tea[/tags]